A group of lads from Derby ended up on a night out miles away from home in Reading after using Saturday's football results to decide the destination for a double birthday celebration. Norton Ahlfros-Hunt and his friends decided to travel to the town or city whose team scored the first league goal in the day's kick-offs. When Reading opened the scoring against Brighton after two minutes the group of eight set out for the Berkshire town. The friends gathered in a pub in Belper to watch the scores come in on TV and John Swift's goal for Reading beat a Burnley goal against Liverpool by seconds - sending the lads south rather than north. The Reading revellers began their evening out in the town by posing for some photographs outside the Madejski Stadium - which by then was empty. Norton said: "It could have been anywhere - well almost. We decided it would have to be outside of the M

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Bender also tries to appease his guilt by offering Shelly a refrigerated humidor full of his own semen. They kid because they love, but really, they only love themselves. Or parts of themselves. Durfy is also repeatedly made fun of for being a big-talking small fry, like when he forces co-star Neal McDonough playing a version of himself to take a selfie with him, or when Durfy shows his friends his latest work, a military commercial where he plays a stay-at-home dad. He was drunk on absinthe, by the way, which sounds like a variation on the avocado toast gag.
Selfies are often shared on social media , via social networking services such as Facebook , Twitter , Snapchat , and Instagram. They are often casual in nature or made to appear casual. A "Selfie" typically refers to self-portrait photos that are taken with the camera held at arm's length, as opposed to those taken by using a self-timer or remote. A selfie, however, may include multiple subjects however; as long as the photo is being taken by one of the subjects featured, it is considered a selfie. However, some other terms for selfies with multiple people include usie , groufie , and wefie. The first known use of the word selfie in any paper or electronic medium appeared in an Australian internet forum on 13 September — Karl Kruszelnicki 's 'Dr Karl Self-Serve Science Forum' — in a post by Nathan Hope.