Sex with a zombie. When presented with a fairly fresh zombie that still has attractive characteristics, the concept of sex with said zombie occurs to you and, depending on circumstances, may become reality. When the zombie apocalypse comes, many people will have a wagonful of zombies held captive for just this purpose, and likely be prepared to kill living people just so they can have zombie sex with them. Dude 1: Stacey is so hot, her bod is super sweet. Dude 2: Forget it dude, the only way you'll ever fuck her is zombie sex.

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Sexual behavior among the reanimated dead is extremely rare. Zombies are not living organisms and therefore do not multiply through sexual reproduction, but rather through blood contact, typically by bite. Zombies are almost exclusively asexual, although there are exceptions. Zombie sexuality, like human sexuality, can be both hetero- and homosexual. Batrachochytrium dendrobatidis is a fungus which infects nearly all amphibian species. It spreads sexually, and has the side effect of making the mating calls of male frogs more attractive to females.
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In other words, eternal marriage really is worth it, I think. It is soooo hard. If we can say them together, great; if not. Make them feel special. In order for him to survive his residency much less thrive in itthe hospital has to come first, he has to come second, and I come in at third place.